Find out the top 15 best jokes made about Bieber during his Comedy Central Roast!

Justin Bieber’s finally done something SO right – he’s caused enough damage to earn his very own roast on Comedy Central. Hosted this past weekend by Kevin Hart, celebs such as Will Ferrell, Ludacris, Snoop Dog and even Martha Stewart gave the singer some AMAZING digs! What a way to welcome your 21st year of life!!

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Here were some of the best insults thrown at Justin last weekend:

1. “I’m proud of you. You have it all. You literally are a guy who has it all — except for respect, love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy.” – Chris D’Elia

2. “Justin Bieber wants to be black so bad, he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters” – Ludacris

3. “The Brazilian prostitute that claimed she was with Justin told the news that he was well-endowed. And that prostitute would know because so was he.” – Ludacris

4. “Justin’s Canadian. He’s actually considered American, because no Canadian has ever been this much of an asshole.”  – Kevin Hart

5. “This kid has spunk, moxie, and probably a few other STDs.” – Will Ferrel as Ron Burgundy

6. “Justin has fans in middle school or staying 500 feet away from one.” – Kevin Hart

7. “People refer to Mr Bieber as a kid or a boy. Well here’s a newsflash, gang: He’s a man. A full-grown man, who works and loves and makes things with his hands. A man who sings songs for nine-year-olds and cuts his hair like a gay figure skater.” – Will Ferrel as Ron Burgundy

8. “Last year you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-un didn’t even score that low, and he uses your music to torture people.” – Shaquille O’Neal

9. “When you get to the county jail, hear me, you’re gonna be the first dude who ever had a girlfriend and a boyfriend named Gomez.” – Snoop Dogg

10. “You bought a monkey! I mean, that monkey was more embarrassed than the one that started the Aids epidemic.” – Snoop Dogg

11. “Justin you have no idea what you’re in for. I’m sure it’s great to have 60 million followers on Twitter, but the only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower.” – Martha Stewart

12. “I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy.” – Hannibal Buress

13. “Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?” – Jeff Ross

14. “Lately a lot of people have been pointing their fingers at you — and those are just lesbians showing the barber how they want their hair cut.” – Jeff Ross

15. “They say that you roast the ones you love, but I don’t like you at all, man. I’m just here because it’s a real good opportunity for me.” – Hannibal Buress

In addition to all this, Justin kicked off his 21st year partying in Vegas…who’s really surprised though?


Justin Bieber’s roast airs on Comedy Network here in Canada on March 30th at 10pm! GET. PUMPED.



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